Cats are kids, and I can prove it!

I would too!
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No, don’t argue the point.  I know this from experience.  They want what they want and they want it NOW!  The go where they please and they do what they like (even if they know you don’t want them there).  They walk around like they own the area even when they are outside.  The only thing they seem to be afraid of is a running vehicle (I guess I would be too if something 10 times my size came towards me growling). 

So, I decided to treat my cats like my children and discipline them accordingly.  Here is the journal of my results:

Day 1:  My 23 pound cat decided he liked the printer because it was different and made funny noises.  He climbed onto it and sat down.  I told him to get off-nothing.  I told him he would be punished if he didn’t get off-nothing.  I began to count-1-2-3--nothing.  I picked him up and removed him from my printer.  He was back on 1 minute later and tried to bite me when I picked him up to remove him.  I hate cats sometimes.

Day 2:  My 23 pound cat thought the collapsible box I used to store my crafting supplies was a great bed.  He climbed in and proceeded to make himself comfortable.  I shooed him out of it and moved it higher.  He found it and was back in it 2 minutes later.  I shooed him out telling him he would be punished if he climbed back in it.  Then I moved it even higher.  He was back in it 1 minute later and tried to bite me when I removed him from the crate.  I hate them even more!

Day 3:  My 23 pound cat decided my kitchen table was a wonderful bed especially since it had a vase of flowers that he could play with.  He knocked over the vase and broke it and scattered the flowers though out my house.  I came home to find him sound asleep on the table where the vase had been.  I shooed him off the table and told him he would get no TV for the rest of the day as punishment for the vase and flowers.  I turned my back to make a coffee and he jumped back up on the table and was washing himself when I turned around.  I shoved him off the table and told him he also lost his DS.  He was back on a moment later and tried to bite me when I took him off of the table.  I hate cats to the max! 

Day 4:  I decided that my cat was NOT like my child and I squirted him with a water spray bottle the next time he did something wrong.  Although it took three times for him to get the message, he did finally get off of the aquarium, by falling into it and then jumping out and soaking my house as he ran around in fear!  Arghrghrghrghrgh!!!!!

THIS JOURNAL IS BASED ON FACTUAL EVENTS, ONLY THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT……AHH, YEAH, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!  Ps:  the cat doesn’t really bite!