Good Morning, all,
It is a glorious day here in the ‘Cat Kingdom’. The King (King Fursafoot) and the Queen (Queen Fluffsalot) are in rare form as they take their thrones for the day’s event. First up is their trusted adviser (Sir Knowsitall). He is dressed in his favorite satin frock with feathers in his cap for added flair. Next comes their children, spiffed up in their best; Fussabit, who is four now and looking every bit a King; Grabitha, who is three and loves her momma and papa; and Coosy, who is only 18 months. He toddles along with the rest filled with confidence at his new ability. The first event is about to take place. The trumpets blare and the crowd roars in excitement. Sir Pinkydoo and Sir Lavander are going to battle it out to see who is the most female-like of the two.
Sir Lavander takes the first swing and connects with Sir Pinkydoo’s nose. Sir Pinkydoo recovers nicely and lets go with a left hook, catching Sir Lavender in the right eye. What a battle, Ladies and Gentlemen. Sir Lavander returns with claws to the head while Sir Pinkydoo attacks from below biting at Sir Lavander’s soft belly. They are rolling across the floor now, both locked in each other’s paws with teeth buried in some part of their opponent’s body. Fur flies like snow as the two opponents continue to battle it out. Suddenly a loud cry is heard and the two opponents break apart. They stare for a moment and then begin to clean each other.
I guess the battle is over for this round, Ladies and Gentlemen. It appears that the battle has ended in a tie! Stay tuned for the next event that will take place tomorrow at this same time (unless it is a hot day in which case there will be a long nap session first).
Good bye all, and have a wonderful day!
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