CATS...

They eat my food.  They climb into my trash cans and knock them over.  They sleep on my bed covering it with hair.  They lay in my sink so I can’t wash my hands or brush my teeth.  They claw me as I walk by.  They take my ribbons and rubber bands and loose them throughout the house.  They play with the nuts I keep in a bowl on my table.  They climb the curtains and eat my plants.  They…..they are cute..no, no, they are horrible.  They scratch the walls and they cuddle so wonderfully, NO.  They are mean, and vicious, and soft, and cuddly……Oh, forget it.  I can’t be angry no matter how bad they are.  At least not for a very long time because afterwards they come to me crying and rubbing against me and then…and then…they have the nerve to purr!