Did you ever look at cats and wonder what they were thinking?

For instance, my cats are very expressive.  When someone roughs them up, you can see the look that says, “I am soooooo PO’d at you right now!”  And when they are getting ready to sneak up on someone and you spook them from behind, the look is, “I will get you for that!”  Other times they are lying on the bed and they hear a noise, they look up and, “W..w..what waz that?”  Or the infamous flick of the tail when they are angry.  You can almost hear the words, “One, two, I’m counting, you had better stop!” 

Hmm, wonder what they're hiding up here?

I just love thinking of what they may be trying to convey in their looks and motions.  Just like humans, animals (especially cats in my opinion) have body language.  So, looking at the pictures below, what do you think they are saying?

My stairs, pay toll to continue.

You did not just do that!