Would you believe?

I have had trouble from my cats?  Yes, I know, you are finding that quite hard to believe; I mean cats are so well behaved and so quiet and unobtrusive, that, well, how could anyone have trouble, right?  Well, I did; I had to punish my cat!  Can you believe it?  He, oh, I don't know if I can even say it...alright, here goes, he kept me up all night with his playing.  There, I said it.  Yes, I know it is so hard to believe, but there it is.  I had to yell, take the toy away AND close my door.  And do you know what that wonderful, well-behaved cat did?  He...he...he went to sleep on the bed next to me so I couldn't move.  On my bed....can you believe that?  He was on my bed!  Hmmm, come to think of it, he is always on my bed...and so are the other ones....I can't win.....Ok, you caught me, I didn't punish any cat because they are so wonderful, so well-behaved, and so darn cute!