Good Morning, everyone,

Today, we are going to learn how to hypnotize a person whether they agree to it or not.  This process works with animals, children, and full grown pets of every kind. 

Now, the first thing you have to do is acquire something shiny on a long metal chain, such as the pocket watch I have here.  Look directly into the eyes of the person you are hypnotizing and squint your eyes so they have to look very hard to see them.  Then gently swing the shiny thing slowly back and forth and say the following:

"You are getting very sleepy.  Your eyes are getting heavy.  You are falling deeper and deeper.  You have found the bottom and are lying in a field of cat nip.  Your senses are slowly shutting down to blissful sleep.”

At this point, you clap your hands very loudly and shout “FIRE” as loud as you can!  Oh the fun of watching them jump up and race around just like they are on fire, he he, oh, uh, sorry.  That will be all for today’s lesson.

Professor Cocoa