Folks, we are about to witness an incredible feat

A cat reading a school book to his pet to help her with her homework.  I kid you not.  This cat, trained at the best Cat School out there, has been holding back his abilities because he didn’t want anyone to know what he could do.  He feared they would put him to work teaching.  Well, he could hold out no longer as his pet was having sooooo much trouble with her homework that he finally gave in and read the chapter to her.  And you are a witness to this incredible feat.  Not only did he read the chapter, but he also stopped at important parts and carefully and slowly explained each one out so that she could understand it.  Then he smiled and moved on to the next paragraph or section.  By the time he was done, his pet completely understood the chapter and will probably ace the quiz on the morrow.  Cats are, well this one is, they, well, I can’t hide my humbleness before such intelligence.  I have been upstaged by a cat!  I feel so, so, so uh, hmmmmm, what do I feel?

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