There seems to be a bit of jealousy going on in the Cat Household lately.

It seems that the females have decided to pit the males in a contest of wits and brawn to see who wins their affections.  They are raring to go in this contest and have been practicing everything from marathon racing to sleep training.  They are at their peak and raring to go; however, the females have decided that the competition is too tough and they are…I don’t believe this…the females are calling the competition off!   

Oh, that is cruel, folks, truly cruel. The males are beside themselves with anger and frustration. They have been building themselves up for weeks to participate in this event and now, for no other reason than boredom, the females have called it off. Life will be very difficult in the Cat Household for awhile after this fiasco.