We, the pets of the cats, do hereby give notice:

We are protesting our treatment by the power-hungry cats of the world.  We are tired of being pawns to those furry, pushy, demanding creatures that hold themselves as superior and humans as nothing more than slaves to their every whim.  “Down with cats”, we say, “down with ALL cats!”  We will no longer be the slaves you have made us. 
 

HUMANS RULE, CATS ARE CRUEL

HUMANS RULE, CATS ARE CRUEL

HUMANS RULE, CATS ARE SOFT, UH CRUEL

HUMANS RULE, CATS ARE PURRING, UH CRUEL

HUMANS RULE, OH, NEVER MIND, CATS RULE

Cats Rule