“Dear Cocoa,
My pet seems to think
I am stupid or something. He keeps
tossing me off the couch and the cabinets where I have a perfect right to
be. I have tried to talk to him, but he
doesn’t seem to understand cat. Can you
help me?
Signed Pet Trouble”
“Dear Pet Trouble,
Your pet is obviously
illiterate when it comes to cats. You
will need to teach him the language. This
may take some time since pets are often stubborn and, well I hate to say it
but, slow. Try starting with something
simple. Talk to him slowly, and use the
signs of anger and frustration that your mother taught you. He will get the message soon enough. Good luck!
Signed Cocoa”
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