It’s a ribbon race, folks, uh, Race for a Ribbon, I mean.

Everyone has gathered to watch the champion racer join the group and…..wait…..what’s this?  Who gave the first prize ribbon away?  Wait, that’s not the winner.  The race hasn’t even been run yet.  WHAT’S THAT CONTENDER DOING WITH THE FIRST PRIZE RIBBON? 

Announcer:  “Hey, whoever you are, give that ribbon back.”

Contender:  **growl** “Leave me alone, buster, I’m busy.  Once I finish with this ribbon, if you’re still here I’ll take care of you!”

Announcer:  “But that’s the first place ribbon!”

Contender:  “Yeah and once I’m done eating it**yom yom yom**I’ll be the only one who has it**he he**.”

Announcer:  “Hey, I know you!  Salty, give that ribbon back right now!”

Salty:  “Too late, I already slobbered all over it **he he** but you can have the drippings if you like**snicker** **chuckle**.  Oops, did I say that out loud.......”