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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

The Wizard visited our humble home



The All Powerful, All Knowing, All Furry Wizard came to our home recently and he cast a spell that put Tiger in such a deep sleep that we couldn’t get him to move; why he didn’t even look like he was breathing.  We begged the Wizard to bring him back, but the Wizard only laughed and said that everything was fine. 

Time passed and Tiger didn’t move and wasn’t breathing.  We shook him, shouted at him, picked him up, and even squirted him to no avail.  Tiger was gone.  Sadly we gathered around him to begin our mourning vigil before taking him to be buried.  Our tears flowed down our cheeks and dripped on his unresponsive body as we spoke about our memories of him. 

Suddenly, Tiger rose from his slumber, sat down on his haunches and casually looked about!  It was a miracle; he was alive.  We searched for the Wizard to tell him his spell had failed, but he was nowhere to be found.  Hmmmm, I wonder if his leaving is what woke Tiger up?  Naw, it had to have been our loving tears…….

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