Tiger, the biggest (and so he figures the best) takes his turn at the events line up…..

Tiger steps up to the podium, wipes his face hairs into place, clears his throat and begins:  “Alright, listen up everyone, here are today’s events--immediately after the morning nap (I will be awake first as usual and will wake you all at that time) everyone will line up for the stair racing event.  Now don’t go getting your fur in a bunch, this isn’t your typical stair racing.  In this race everyone will start out equally and then move AS SLOWLY AS POSSIBLE to see who can remain the longest on the stairs.  No cheating now, you do have to move.  The winner will have a much needed nap in the place of honor--our pet’s pillows.  Next we will all chase the newbie about the house (and the first to catch him gets to pounce on him).  After that we will have a nice long round of napping with a bit of yawning and cleaning in-between as needed.  At the end of the day, we will wait for the humans to turn out the lights and then we will race up and down the length of the house, just for fun before bedding down for the night.”

Sounds like Tiger know where it’s at in the feline world, I’d better get out of the way because the first event is getting ready to start.  Happy Autumn everyone!